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Yanat 79: Okay I speak French and did anyone else not understand the girl speaking French very well?

Lioba J: Can you make one for a puerto rican girl or dominican girl ? that would be interesting since both are latin but very different.

Kkya Rahkk: The Portuguese guy seems autist but hot. The Portuguese girl was the definition of hot, both vocally and physically.

Minh Tu Do: The only one I was attracted to was the geeky chick.

Fakhra Kabir: YOU DON'T SAY ?

Dat Kid Felix: This is not about chit chat and small talk. That is just rude!

Luiza Chehab: That video was not put together well

Puppet Bunny: I love Brazilian Portuguese very romantic sounding.

Emilie Hofer: As a turk I say. Turkish men or women. in general. like meal without taste. or black and white TV. thats it ! they dont read, they dont respect. that are ignorant in many issues and conservative. if the turkish men or women is conservative just KEEP OUT ! the others are generally OK.

Mple Matia: I dont know why I felt so proud when the first one was turkish and most of the girls knew it

Kenni D: Unless you're talking about a picture of a man's profile (Which most of these weren't), the definition of a profile is a description.

Ted Caceres: Sooo accurate lol

Kirill Heart: Not only is the accent an influence, also the voice itself . This is biased

Hugo Granqust: Beautiful French people they are very Interesting Smart

Mr Squirrel: Haha. the exact dilemma I am having right now. I needed this.

Xjulenax: In my experience most men just want a normal looking girl with a nice personality. It's not all about crazy big boobs or a completely flat stomach and long legs

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#1 27.11.2017 at 03:39 PAULETTE:
0:03 after the into so about 0:12

#2 30.11.2017 at 09:34 LORI:
I am attracted to athletic active types.

#3 09.12.2017 at 03:20 GWEN:
Either Lindsey is tiny or that bucket is actually a barrel.

#4 11.12.2017 at 00:53 DIANE:
Well gosh now I guess I better masturbate!

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#6 23.12.2017 at 12:29 JENIFER:
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#7 26.12.2017 at 20:44 CECILE:
0:30 what if someone forcibly peels and cuts away an important part of your genitals, often resulting in the infant going into shock? Yeah, most boys in North America receive the *opposite of what you describe.